Here's where I regale you with wonderous tales of daring, cunning and adventure. You'd rather read something like that than a boring old, "about me" section, right? I hope so, because it's what you're going to get. (Ok, ok - if you want "the facts, ma'am, just the facts," click here.)
Well, I'm a little nervous about opening up and telling perfect strangers all about me. Can you help me out and answer a few questions first?