KMFDM guest stars in our dreams...

 

Dream #1 - Sam's
Daniel was having some party at his house, and KMFDM was playing. We never actually saw them, I guess we were too busy dancing around or whatever, but we heard their music. And in between songs, Daniel would get up and read philosophical things to us.

Dream#2 - Sam's
It was the day of the concert, but I'd somehow forgotten that it was so soon. And all these people had been at my house for my birthday party, but I slept through it until almost everyone was gone. Then I came out in the living room with the three preppy girls who were left and they randomly started speaking the words to Blackball. And that's what reminded me that the concert was that night. And I panicked because we hadn't made our homemade KMFDM T-shirts yet.

Dream #3 - Sam's
I went to some after school activity meeting, and it turned out to be a KMFDM discussion group, and it was led by a woman who was very much like Lucia. And someone else was goofing off and wouldn't shut up, so the Lucia girl told them they had to settle down or she'd have to use some excessive force on them. And I was all "excessive force, teeheehee," but no one else thought it was that funny.

Dream #4 - Daniel's
We were at a KMFDM concert at Cain's and the concert hadn't really started yet, so we went outside in the fenced in alley that is still part of Cain's. But then the bouncer refused to let us back in. He said there was no readmission. We tried everything to get him to let us back in but he wouldn't. So finally, Daniel said he had to let us back in because I was really constipated and had to get into the bathroom. So he let us in.

Dream #5 - Sam's
There was a second concert the night after the first one, but it was really different. It was in this auditorium, with assigned seating, and it wasn't as rocking out as the first. And I went with my mom, sister and some other girl. And for a while we were up in the front row. And they asked if anyone wanted to come up onstage with them, so me and the other girl went up and Sascha signed our shirts. And there were a whole lot of roadies and stuff onstage who were helping out in the performance. And a lot of them had mohawks, and I commented to the other girl about how many mohawks there were and she was like "does Andy have a mohawk too?" And I said yes, but he didn't count cause he'd had his mohawk for a long time. And Lucia was up there doing an acoustic rendition of this Hole song "Old Age", but she was in this crazy costume and makeup and you couldn't really see her face, and there were two other women up there in similar costumes, so you really couldn't tell which one she was. And then they threw out some records for the audience and I caught one and it was weird because it was three albums on one record, but each album had it's own hole that you'd put on the needle, and I couldn't figure out how it worked, but it looked pretty cool. And the recordings were all old things that I'd never heard of, like probably from the 60s or so. And then Sascha gets up and is all talking about how he wanted to invite the audience to come hang out with him after the concert, but he can't know because it turns out he has a hot date. And then he starts talking to himself like he's two different people being all, "hey, do you want to go out tonight?" and replying, "Sure, that sounds like fun." So then he was inviting us to this club afterwards and passing around the directions, but this address was gibberish, just a bunch of numbers.

Dream #6 - Sam's
While I was still the new girl, some co-workers and I went to this bar that was attached to where we worked. And it turned out it was Sascha's bar, and he was buddies with my co-workers. And he brought us a round of oatmeal beer and it was really good. And there was some kind of all-you-can-eat buffet going on too. And I wanted to call up Daniel and have him come out here cause I knew he'd love to have a beer and hang out with Sascha.
(After this dream, I decided it was necessary to go get some Oatmeal Beer. So we did. & we had to get the Black Widow brand because Daniel has a tarantula, and all cool things are interconnected. It was not, however, very good.)

Dream #7 - Daniel's
Daniel went into some restaurant before a KMFDM concert and Sascha was over by himself in a corner eating a plate of potato chips with a fork. Daniel wanted to go over and talk to him, but he sensed that Sascha just wanted to be alone and finish his snack before he had to go over to the concert.

Dream #8 - Sam's
I somehow got in to see KMFDM at their hotel room. And I was waiting in their room and there was this big computer monitor with Sascha's email up on it, so of course I was reading it. And he had an email from some guy that was telling Sascha about my KMFDM website and how cool it was. And I guess Sascha checked it out and wrote him back that he thought it was cool too. But they didn't know that it was my website, so when they came in I was telling them that I was responsible for it, and I whipped out my ID in case they didn't believe that I was who I said I was. Then I hung out for a while. Sascha and Lucia were there, and that was all of the actual band. There were a couple new members in the dream, this guy named Hank, who was laid back and cool, and then this other woman who was kind of bitchy and off key. Then I went down to the lobby to meet Daniel and bring him up so he could hang with the band too, and the lobby was full of KMFDM fans wanting to get up to see them, but security wouldn't let them (I don't know how I got let in). And for some reason I'd left my bow and arrow on the lobby counter as a signal to Daniel that I got in. So I found him and took him back upstairs with me.
(I took this dream to mean "stop screwing around and send the band a link to your website". So I am. Hopefully they will enjoy it and nothing will piss them off too much.)