KMFDM is best loud.
All dogs suck.
Hot people get over it. When all else fails, ask a QuikTrip man.
Everyone's a little bit gay.

Old people aren't funny.
Old people are bitches.

You should listen to a CD at least 5 times before you can decide you don't like it.
Little kids ruin movies.
All guys named Dave are cool.
All cool things are interconnected.
Girls are irrational bitches.