**So currently we are trying to get rich, really who isn't. Until our scheme to break up an unhappy rich couple of some sort, we're having to go with more mundane options.
Road Trip to Kansas for Lottery Tickets
So we went to Kansas, but buying lottery tickets is a lot more complicated than you might imagine. There are like 10 different types of lotteries you can buy tickets for, and they have these complicated game cards where you have to fill out these numbers. It was slightly intimidating, but Atilla took charge and we got it done. Unfortunately, we did not win, maybe next time. Here are some pics from along the way.

Yeah, we got stuck behind some cows.

We had many encounters with possible Leatherface-concealing shacks.
The King Arthur Chocolate Bar
So how hard is it really to create and market a candy bar? Since we're lazy and half-assed about the whole getting rich thing, we aren't really going to go for it, but if we were, The King Arthur Chocolate Bar would be our solution. "A solid toffee base reflects the strength of Arthur, silky caramel shows his touch of romance, and nuts to get the job done."